Simply Put, This: http://wordpress.org/support/topic/my-account-doesnt-exist-but-i-cant-create-it-because-it-does?replies=6#post-1624426
I would wait for them to help me with my issue, but as you can see, reading their extra helpful replies, they have an IQ lower than bananas. So, I created this fake account here, just so I could get help signing into my real account here. Can anyone help?